At the rate you're sending messages, you're more like an old man than an idol (You wrote 500 posts)
Those columns start to fill up rather nicely (you've been a member for five years)
You appeared on Kouhaku Uta Gassen (you've been a member for four years)
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Training was tough, but you worked hard (you've been a member for a year)
Congratulations, you figured out how to work a cell phone (You wrote 250 posts)
