You know you are an AKB48 wota when...

You know when you wake up hearing Heavy Rotation on your alarm clock in the morning, and then you realized that you jizzed yourself...

 

..you can't sleep before watching AKB's videos or at least listening their songs

 

When I'm walking in a mall while listening to heavy rotation, and then your oshimen's part comes on and I jizz in my pants...

 

^Stop "jizzing yourself." Have some self-respect.

 

That isn't even funny. That's just sad.

 

whoa we got a couple bad asses up here guys!

Lol archy.. thats pretty funny. I was talking about hrp and the person above him though XD

 

-your day is not complete without listening to one of their song,, its like a drug,, your body really needs it...

-you almost know all the girls name..

 

I'm not completly certain what a wota is , which is sad because i've been a fan for 2 years now but i think i might be considered one .

My ipod is nothing but 48 (AKB,SDN,SKE,HKT,JKT,NMB,SKE, NGZ46 & every sub-unit & every Solo artist)
I Think AKB is like the only music i listen to instead of H!P groups

and i visit this forum everyday, whenever i'm on the computer im always looking up AKB stuff

 

- in love with oshi for real
- left my gf because she hate me use my oshi pic as a phone wallpaper

 

^ wait....wut? o____o

- When you surf this fan-forum for the greater most of the day
- When you set Studio48 as your homepage so you can easily search up song lyrics

 

....You begin to looks to purchase their photos
....You are spending more than 2 hours a day on AKB related forum and shows....

 

You dye your hair the same color as your Oshi.
Except that you're too cheap and you're just experimenting with colors until you get it right.

 

swing the light stick and yell the Chant Mix while watched their performance on tv or pc...

 

- When you get suspicious looks from friends and family as they watch you stockpile a ton of ***48 photos - I've gotten more than one comment of "piyochama, is there something you need to tell us?" from people before
- When you start looking up non-senbatsu / undergirls and start having oshi even among the kenkyuusei / unranked AKB48 members (!!! Some I'm still not sure of why they're so under-rated, but oh well more private enjoyment for me )

 

When you accidentally call your teacher "Mariko-Sama" in class when she wakes you up...got in a lot of trouble btw, it was kinda a WTF moment....

 

Start to purchase their latest single..And get their photos~

 

your password is AKB48, you see AKB48 everywhere, your food turns AKB48 and you sleep in an AKB48 position ( only god knows how you can sleep in that position)

 

when I turn on my computer and saw that my wallpapers are shinoda mariko, mayuyu, acchan, and the other AKB

when I find out what date is it, I saw it on my AKB48 wall calender

 

When this ad on a random website gets your attention